Glorious Quotes
And after a while Noah realised he was punching a baboon
Control-P-Print!
Fuck off, I'm the Queen!
Everyone had beards, big fuck off beards in the Old Testament!
Ooooh a goatee!
So god created the world in seven days, a foolish brag I feel!
His Mum was Mrs Badcrumble
O ye wee young scally wag, I'll box ye later
Mrs Thatchers heart, there we go, oh so that I know, I'll put a stone in, that'll work
So stuff happened, yes it did
It was the etch-a-sketch end of the world
Noah, stop what you're doing and build me an ark<
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Two Cats, small ears, inside the boat
Bloody pilot fish, you evil pilot fish, I know your Dad!
I will eat all the leaves on this tree, I will eat more leaves than I should, so other giraffes may die I am an evil herbivore!
Dog says Who are you to judge me? You human beings you've had war, genocide against people of different creeds, colours, religions, and I stole a biscuit??? People of the world!!!
Yes, I'm kind of interested in death in a morbid kind of way
Come old lady, it is your time
No, I'm not coming, got stuff to do, got stuff to do, gotta sit around and talk weird for a few years
The grim reaper must have a tough time cause women don't die
No pyjamas in the land of the dead
Run, run, it's the clergy!
Hopscotch, the strange religious experience
It makes no sense!
I got my tongue stuck behind my teeth, checking for stuff
I will kill everything except the floating ones and the swimming ones who will get out due to a loophole
That's a dog owned by a giraffe
One and one o.a.p
The cake on the head type thing
20 Rothmans please, thank you
Boom boom boom boom I am a gran I live forever!
Thank you one person
Slightly more make up where I went
Essentially, you're trying to steal honey
I like my coffee like I like my women, in a plastic cup
I like my coffee like I like my women, covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!
The queen is too severe, he glasses get bigger and bigger and bigger she's becoming an owl, her glasses will become bigger than her body
The royal family, mmmmmmm
Look Mulder, I don't believe that Martians with big elbows have taken over the world
But its not Christmas, Charles its not Christmas!
I've super glued the crown to my head, as I speak I'm strapping myself into the throne!
Queen Victoria was queen for two thousand years!
Prince Philip, he's a card, has a habit of saying things like you're all a bunch of bastards! Was that bad?
Queen Helen, let us kiss with tongues!
We've been here for three weeks on live telly, and we've dug up a millimetre of topsoil so far
You got fifteen minutes to find the city, alright, lets goooooo!
You're making this up mate!
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